www.airshow-world.de/ report-russian-knights.htm

Optichni iliuzii:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/optical_sabotage.asp

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?

http://users.cybercity.dk/~dsl7660/ManoftheyearAwards.htm

http://www-aius.u-strasbg.fr/~emcho/golub.swf - ulibka

http://www.qnet.com/~pontius//smile/smilelmp_1%5b1%5d.htm - usmivki

http://bgliter.hit.bg/misli/misli1.htm - za jenite

http://www.liniastandart.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=217 - pastichkata

http://istini.hit.bg - istinite:-)

http://www-aius.u-strasbg.fr/~emcho/golub.swf - ulibka

http://web.icq.com/friendship/browse_page/1,,7345,00.html - iCQ fizionomiiki
http://web.icq.com/friendship/browse_page/1,,7381,00.html - ICQ cvetia

http://milked.free.fr/

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/home/alexann/ - dancesht hipopotam

http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/Pic/001250-000228S.jpg - udvoeno lice

http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf - elenite za Koleda

http://www.bertaut.com/festival1.html - bodyart

http://www.bulgariansp.com/gallery_06.html na kalcho kolata

http://www.fresonmagic.com/imagenes/payasoalegrin.swf - hilesht se kloun

http://web.orbitel.bg/odalv/Mercedes.jpg - faktura za krava

http://www.katim.nm.ru/cool/other/tb.swf - nigger mechkata

http://www.csl.sri.com/users/mwfong/Sidewalk_Flats/ - ploski risunki


Nadpis v otdel "Poddryjka na Kompiutyrnata tehnika" na goliama fimra:
Teoria - tova e, kogato znaete vsichko, no nishto ne raboti.
Praktika - tova e, kogato vsichko raboti, no ne znaete zashto.
Pri nas sychetavame teoriata s praktikata.
Nishto ne raboti, no niamame poniatie zashto.


http://www.skalasoft.com/SkalaOff.nsf/public/C8982BB1EBA61F7485256DF0000CACD1?OpenDocument - vajnite neshta ot jivota

biberon: http://www.prokofiev.ru/prikol/pics/p5/smiles.htm

http://www.standartnews.com/archive/2003/12/06/folio5/index.htm - studentski


http://www.skalasoft.com/SkalaOff.nsf/e9e69416c15d35c9c225693100600c27/36d1df4ebc1085b5c2256d900037ed4f?OpenDocument - molba i za dvete biri
http://www.skalasoft.com/SkalaOff.nsf/e9e69416c15d35c9c225693100600c27/2cc10f2d81bb8f45c2256d59004c192b?OpenDocument - more ot lubov
http://www.skalasoft.com/SkalaOff.nsf/e9e69416c15d35c9c225693100600c27/4056a5ab35435eb6c2256d5c004ade83?OpenDocument - molba za brak

http://www.unet.univie.ac.at/~a9500945/downloads/elophant.swf - have a great day-pink elephant

http://isfunsoft.myrice.com/swf/peeping.swf - lupa

Question: 
What is the truest definition of Globalisation?  
 
Answer: 
 
Princess Diana's death.  
 
Question: 
 
How come?  
 
Answer:  
 
An English princess  
with an Egyptian boyfriend  
crashes in a French tunnel 
driving a German car  
with a Dutch engine, 
driven by a Belgian 
who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,  
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,  
on Japanese motorcycles,  
treated by an American doctor,  
using Brazilian medicines!  
And this is sent to you by a Bulgarian,  
using Bill Gates' technology,  
and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,  
that use Taiwanese-made chips,  
and a Korean-made monitor, 
assembled by Bangladeshi workers 
in a Singapore plant,  
transported by lorries driven by Indians,  
hijacked by Indonesians,  
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,  
trucked by Mexican illegals,  
and finally sold to you by Jews.  
 
That, my friend, is Globalisation!!! 

CAn vs. US ship
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct 95.  Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the  North, to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.
I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

CANADIANS: We are a lighthouse. You decide.


> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 
> Smart man + smart woman = romance 
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair 
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage 
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC 
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit 
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production 
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion 
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime 
> SHOPPING MATH 
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
> need.